Dashing through the snow,
in a Thestral-drawn sleigh,
to Hogwarts we go,
laughing all the way
NYEH HEH HEH
We're going to the feast,
to watch the sorting hat,
The first years looks so scared,
and Filch is petting his cat, Oh ho ho
Jingle Bells
Malfoy smells,
Buckbeak laid an egg.
The Weasley's car, flew too far,
and the Willow got to play, hey!
Jingle Bells
Potions and spells,
Turn to page 3-9-4,
Pass those O.W.L.S, and bring a towel
to the Prefects bathroom on the fifth floor.
Flying through the clouds
On my Firebolt broom,
the crowd it screams so loud,
I'll catch that gold snitch soon!
The Slytherins are mean.
The Ravenclaws are smart.
The Gryffindors are brave.
The Hufflepuffs have a heart.
Jingle Bells
What's that smell?
Polyjuice again?
Myrtle's pissed,
and throwing fits,
around the same U-bend.
Jingle Bells
Azkaban cells,
Dementors and Lastrange,
for goodness sake,
what was that quake?
Oh, Hagrid just stepped in.